The Sequel: How To Stay Single

Three 1950s children, one fresh child. You do the math

The Brozilian

Get off my bong!

Two bowling balls, six smelly holes

The photographer explains,

The shirt says “Just Married…Becca & Sara,” however the date on the shirt made us all aware that they were celebrating their 1 year anniversary.

Short hair. Check. Overweight. Check. Ugly. Check.

Welcome to the United States of Attention Whores, where the number of attention whores is inversely proportional to the aesthetic justification for the attention.

Tinder Expects Us To Believe The Girl Would Be Under 300 Pounds

Tinder is changing its company name to Recombinator.

The Obama Years

The funniest thing about this is that the people in the background can’t be bothered to notice the Fart Smeller. Is there an even more scintillating Fart Smeller across the street?

(Post title courtesy of an anonymous pithlord.)

The Only Thing Not Popping Here Are Boners

Can’t Tell If Pitch-Perfect Troll, Or Sincere Millennial

Feel The Grrlpower Heat