Thank You, Daddy Government!

Finally! The Answer For Men Who Want That Hourglass Figure

The reader who submitted this photo explains,

Technically this is ‘Goodbye UK’ as this advert for a male corset was seen in the shop front of a store in Brixton (a once-edgy now hipster gentrified suburb of South London). I’d put money on them being available across the pond though.

I’m all for looking good but the emasculating, quick-fix notion of a male corset which results in emphasized bitch-tits is faggotry at its worst!

It’s a two-for-one portent of Western decline. Note the male’s vibrant partner.

A Useful Post-America Skill

Not The Right Stuff Anymore

Phone Sex

What’s more likely: She secretly wanted to get caught, or she was texting another dude?

But electrolytes included!

H/t, fellow chronicler of the decline.

“…so screw you, Dads!”

Via.

FCK This Gay Country

I wonder how many t-shirts they’ll sell?

Personal Failings Never Felt So Good

Leapfrogging Loyalties