I thought you were picking and choosing covers here, but I just did an image search on “Parents magazine” and indeed, hetero fathers are almost non-existent.
And we’re repeatedly told these foul beasts are just like us. I’d die of alcohol poisoning before I’d be drunk enough to fuck any of those heinous moos.
Not directly, but the two shirt lifters in the upper left are mixed and they got their hands on colored baby. A boy, of course. Reminds me of what Norm McDonald said about Michael Jackson naming his baby, “He said if it’s a girl, he’s going to name it Sharon. And if it’s a boy, he’s going to have sex with it.”
Goodbye, America (in a photo) 
I thought you were picking and choosing covers here, but I just did an image search on “Parents magazine” and indeed, hetero fathers are almost non-existent.
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Because hetero fathers have no need for “Parents” magazine.
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My favorite thing about these images is that you could substitute the kids for a new dress, handbags, or a puppy.
The children are ‘accessories’. So are the hetero fathers, but they were SO last year….
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Uncle Sam is the father.
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“Ok, when we reveal the father, you get up and dance around like a bunch of drunk chimps, ok?”
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And the screaming; don’t forget the screaming.
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Actually, you are the father and I am too. Uncle Sam merely launders our tax slavery shekels to make it less screamingly obvious.
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And we’re repeatedly told these foul beasts are just like us. I’d die of alcohol poisoning before I’d be drunk enough to fuck any of those heinous moos.
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At least they show no indication of miscegenation. There’s that I guess…
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Can’t have that. The cover would become an instant “Once you go black, you go on foodstamps” meme, and they’d never stop apeologizing.
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“Burn the coal, live on the dole.”
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Not directly, but the two shirt lifters in the upper left are mixed and they got their hands on colored baby. A boy, of course. Reminds me of what Norm McDonald said about Michael Jackson naming his baby, “He said if it’s a girl, he’s going to name it Sharon. And if it’s a boy, he’s going to have sex with it.”
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Want to Destroy a Nation? Destroy the Traditional Nuclear Family.
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