This Is Forty (additional waist sizes)

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She’s actually eating her middle finger.

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  1. A few gems of sage advice that I will pass on to my sons — 1. If a woman has ever been photographed wearing a crown or tiara on her birthday, she is likely a shit human being. 2. Ditto for any woman who has referred to herself or her friends as a goddess. 3. Women who claim to “love helping people” are invariably manipulative, untrustworthy and usually treat their own family like shit.

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  2. The adult cake smash is apparently a thing now. Looked it up; wish I hadn’t. There are pages dedicated to staging one of your own. There are several articles about this particular cake smash. MEN HAVE DONE THIS, TOO. WE ARE DOOMED.

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  3. Women loved to be lied to even by a porpoise is telling other porpoises and land whales that they are getting better with age.

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  4. Can someone please explain what we are seeing here?

    I’m happy not to know, but if someone were to mention whatever this phenomenon is in some public setting where I might be, I’d like to respond appropriately.

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    1. This is a trend for parents with small children, usually done for their child’s first birthday. She thinks she’s being clever or making some sort of statement on being childless, I’m sure.

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    2. This is a trend among parents with small children, usually when the child turns 1 year old. I imagine she thinks she’s being clever or making some statement on her childless state (let’s hope she hasn’t spawned).

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