There’s plenty of low hanging fruit to work with here: Toothy blowjobs, Aunt Jemima. Why doesn’t Mexico have any politicians? Because they’re all over here.
Didn’t I see you in Blackhawk Down?
And/or Planet of The Apes?
I bet those screeching harpies will represent their own ethnic groups’ interests to the fullest, but the second they hear someone mention “white interests” they’ll start flipping out.
They have one overarching goal – not stated, but fully understood among them: to further the process most simply visualized by imagining a boot stomping on your face, forever.
Goodbye, America (in a photo) 
If you can even call that diverse! Where is the albino Down’s syndrome caucus!?
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Second from right.
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Huwiteness be sickatating.
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Remember when we laughed about Europe’s defense ministers all being 90 lb women?
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Every one should get a Happy Single Mother’s Day card.
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Hey! You’ve hit your quota on single mom jokes.
There’s plenty of low hanging fruit to work with here: Toothy blowjobs, Aunt Jemima. Why doesn’t Mexico have any politicians? Because they’re all over here.
Didn’t I see you in Blackhawk Down?
And/or Planet of The Apes?
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Wonder which one is going to take Pelosi’s spot as house speaker of DNC. Popcorn time.
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Is this the United States Congress or an average community college steering committee?
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Yes.
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One of them has a dick, right?
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No, that would be just you.
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I bet those screeching harpies will represent their own ethnic groups’ interests to the fullest, but the second they hear someone mention “white interests” they’ll start flipping out.
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instant death of the boner.
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Fuck.
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It’s as if a garbage scow ran aground.
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#congress so nonwhite
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#congress so non huwhyte
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Be sure to vote often and early. Dis be progressive and all.
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The Attending Physician of the US Congress will freaking quit after giving the annual pap smears.
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Finally! A congress that is starting to look like America!
Much work left to do though, goys. Much….
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When the vote comes up to remove the head covering rule they’ll all be wearing a head-bag to show solidarity. Give ’em all a free FGM too as a bonus.
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Crap, I was looking forward to masturbating before taking a nap; now, I think I’ll just take a nap.
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They have one overarching goal – not stated, but fully understood among them: to further the process most simply visualized by imagining a boot stomping on your face, forever.
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Brace yourself for servitude of the state and Isis..
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