Month: May 2017

America Gets The Runs

The readers who submitted this photo writes,

These Color Runs and Taco Runs and Warrior Runs always make me sick. Look at this shit, $69.99 (funny, right?) and you get two whole tacos and a beer (oh and Mariachi music). What a bargain. What a waste of time.┬áIt’s like a religion for these shitheads though.

The Run For [X] phenomenon is social connectedness LARPing by an over-diversified people who no longer feel connected to anything but product brands. Fake Community Spirit is the best way to describe these top-down manufactured events.

Oh, and Cinco de Gayo has no place in America. It has to go back.