I actually saw a herd of land whales in scooters getting several boxes of these at Wal-Mart last week. They had to have their more mobile, yet still obese, grade school aged child get them out of the case since both parents’ arms were so enormously fat, they could barely lift them. It has to be a form of child abuse, subjecting children to the horror their life has become.
I just paid my monthly bills online with my bank (TD). When I was finished and logged out, they seized their opportunity to pry my mouth open and shit down my throat. Here’s the screenshot:
Goodbye, America (in a photo) 
I actually saw a herd of land whales in scooters getting several boxes of these at Wal-Mart last week. They had to have their more mobile, yet still obese, grade school aged child get them out of the case since both parents’ arms were so enormously fat, they could barely lift them. It has to be a form of child abuse, subjecting children to the horror their life has become.
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Are you sure you are not describing yourself here?
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Oh, Tiny–you just never tire.
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Not gonna lie I want to try it
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Mix these Twinkies with a diet Pepsi, cats and the female psyche and you have a lethal cocktail of permanent excuses.
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The article doesn’t mention the race of any of the roughly 15 attackers. Coulter’s Law suggests they are of a somewhat riskier hue.
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*duskier. Stupid autocorrect.
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This is the very exact reason why we have to train in both martial arts and weapons. Race war is coming.
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His mistake was failing to bring his Glock 23.
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These used to be once-a-year “freak foods” at county fairs. Now they’re on track to become a dietary American staple.
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I just paid my monthly bills online with my bank (TD). When I was finished and logged out, they seized their opportunity to pry my mouth open and shit down my throat. Here’s the screenshot:
https://postimg.org/image/3r55osdgz/
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I used to have an account with them. Fully cucked.
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I’d change, but the rest are just as bad
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I have a feeling that white hipster-looking guy in the bank ad is looking forward to being the bottom
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Aw shoot, I knew there was something I forgot to stock up on 😉
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