1. Viagra is what older men take to fool their bodies into believing they are with a 24-year old woman. Men do not get erections for older women for a good reason – they’re not sexually attractive.


  1. I don’t know, gentlemen; I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here. I’m thinking the big guy is due some respect for getting in the game at all. At least he isn’t hiding out on his Mom’s sofa. And that look on his face – could it be confidence? Just sayin’.


  2. “There’s no currently manufactured bed size that will accommodate both of these lard asses together.”

    Sure there is :

    You’re welcome


  3. Here’s the thing…While we are mocking the messanger for obvious reasons, she does have a point. I have been happily married for 6 years, but I have to be honest. Sometimes, it’s nice to sleep in my own bed without someone draped all over me. I am sure she is happy to have less of my snoring too. I’m not going to go all mumbo jumbo and say it makes intimacy more exciting, but it does give me a much better night’s sleep when I sleep in the guest room. I’m not some puppy love teenager, I don’t need to have my wife all over me 24/7. Just sayin.


    1. And re the link, your point is?

      Fedra’s fiancé Andrew Wardle was born with bladder exstrophy, a condition that caused his bladder to form on the outside of his body. As a result, he was left with no penis.

      I would say: just be glad that did not happen to you.


    1. As you may have heard the NFL released a statement right after the Paris attacks. ”we take security very seriously, yadda, yadda”.
      I’ll make a prediction right now, in February the NFL will announce that fan costumes will be banned within 100 feet of the stadium or any parking areas. Sorry https://www.google.com/search?q=raiders+fans
      It’s about the only thing left they CAN ban.


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