1. Sad to think an actual beached whale was denied medical attention, because the net was being usurped by this waste of biotissue.
    Also, expect the landlord to be charged with ADA violations, for not installing french doors, or having a pallet jack on site.


  2. Now, now. No “fat shaming”. We all know that it is only the misogynistic patriarchy that prevents us from seeing her, as beautiful and sexy. “Check your privilege.”

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    1. Scientifically speaking, it is the inability of light to escape her gravitational field, which prevents us from seeing her at all.


    1. No worries here. He’ll probably pay for his son’s nuts to be cut off before puberty. At least we won’t have to worry about his genes continuing.


  3. If they liposuctioned her, what would they do with all the fat? I bet they could get a bathtub full of fat off her. It would clog the sewer.


  4. Under three things the earth trembles,
    under four it cannot bear up:
    a servant who becomes king,
    a godless fool who gets plenty to eat,
    a contemptible woman who gets married,
    and a servant who displaces her mistress.

    Proverbs 30:21


  5. There is some reality TV show (well, maybe more than one) called something like “My 600 pound life” that I watched last weekend whilest in a hotel scouting for a new low-groid area to live. Anyway, they had this 770 pound lady with giant flabs that were so big she had open sores under them from them rubbing other parts of her. These sores would not heal, she had to keep rubbing antibiotics on them to keep infection at bay. Her @$$ was two giant sections that stuck out a good two or 2 and a half feet.

    After she lost some weight, they decided one of her legs wasn’t going to lose the fat. So they chopped it off, created some giant scars and hacked of a whopping 57 pounds from just one leg!


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